“The enraging introduction of midichlorians was so close I thought I could touch it!” -Sam Finkleberg

“It’s still about a trade dispute and disappointing in every way, but I had $13 to waste and by god it may as well go to George Lucas.” -Randy Bunwarmer

“The pod racing scene is 40 minutes of in-your-face dicksuck.” -Sharon Crabgarble

“Jar-Jar Binks is in it.” -Lawrence J. Shinwhistle

“Ewan McGregor’s line is now more noticeable.” -Eleanor Garbonzo

“I tried to punch Anakin in the face.” -Jennifer Honeycutt

“Well, it’s still better than Attack of the Clones.” -Thomas Munderbee

(Source: corgisandboobs, via mrgoldendeal)